Dear Cancer, This hurts you more than it hurts me. (Write a letter and raise $$ for the American Cancer Society)
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Stop calling me. We are not getting back together.
I learned a lot from our relationship, but I'm with Life now, and we're really happy together. I don't want to hear from you again.
Not to be rude, but...you suck.