Hooray! It's the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

This year's winner in my favorite annual bad writing contest is Molly Ringle of Seattle for this brilliant bit of deathless prose:

"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

Ye, gads! That's so hilariously awful, my eyes are limpid pools of admiration.

Can't get enough? Check out the complete results, including runners up and fabulous category winners of the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.


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