So you've discovered that you're a fictional character . . .
In one of my facebook breaks between writing and grading papers, I found this article from the fabulous people at cracked.com. Too funny, way too funny. Check it out:
Realizing you're a character in a work of fiction can be startling. At the moment, you probably feel like you're trapped in an elevator that's in freefall, and your mind has somehow hit the ground before the rest of your body.