The Journal of Universal Rejection: A Permanent Thumbs Down

Haven't been rejected enough lately? Here's a way to get more. The Journal of Universal Rejection promises that "all submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected." They encourage writers to submit, saying that "you can send your manuscript here without suffering waves of anxiety regarding the eventual fate of your submission. You know with 100% certainty that it will not be accepted for publication."

Hey, it's a Monday. Lighten up!

Comments

Karen Hankins said…
Thanks for the Monday morning smile. With self-publishing gaining in popularity, this esteemed journal will be needed!
Colleen said…
OMG! It's 100% exclusive!

Ha! Thanks for the laugh.
Joni Rodgers said…
Ha! Love it.
marjorie said…
Brilliant.
Suzan Harden said…
I love the disclaimer at the bottom of the page.
Mylène said…
Oh lord this is funny. I'm tweeting and facebooking this now.